The girl tells me it almost Christmas. I?m quite happy about that because last Christmas I got a bone and then a few days later it was my birthday and I got a football and then a few days later I burst the football and I was able to tear it to pieces for the rest of the year. It?s quite amazing how many pieces I tore it into would you believe me? 346! The girl says she felt like she had to clear up a million pieces but she does exaggerate sometimes! The girl hid the rest of my football in a big black bag and I haven?t been able to find it since. I really hope that my birthday is near to Christmas again this year because I really miss my football! Excuse me one moment that bird is squawking again? Sorry about that but I?ve just about had it up to here with that bird! Since it has found out about the band that I got my name from it starts sing as soon as the girl puts on some music by them just try to impress her. Don?t think it has worked though she still hasn?t started to call it Sebastian. Anyway back to Birthdays? I think it must be almost my birthday because a little while ago the girl said: ?you are almost two Belle it is time you started to earn your keep? I suggested I could be a model. She seemed to think that this wasn?t a bad idea until I came in from the garden one day after rolling around in the mud. She said ?I don?t think models ever look quite that messy Belle? I went off the idea of becoming a model very quickly after that because rolling around in the mud had been great fun. Then she suggested that I become a writer. Well not exactly suggested more nagged me senseless until I wrote something. I did write something and she put it on a website, which apparently has nothing to do with the spider that can walk up walls, but is something a bit like emails so you can write to lots of people at once. I wrote a few stories: http://www.friendsoftheheroes.co.uk The girl says they are still there somewhere now, but hidden away a bit. Her and the girl who brought the chocolates and some other people have been writing things every week. The girl gets quite excited about it. Maybe even more excited than she did at Christmas when she woke me up TOO early. When I ask her why she keeps writing every week she looks a bit puzzled then seems to forget my question before getting excited again. I should go before the girl catches me writing or she will be nagging me to write for that website again. If I was you I would keep out of her way too. She is always looking for people to write things or to draw things or to photograph things. Maybe that bird is lucky that he isn?t called Sebastian after all otherwise I?m sure she would nag him to write! Love and Kisses Belle x ********** "good grief belle! Even your tongue has sand on it" I could tell she was impressed with my disguise. http://www.friendsoftheheroes.co.uk *********** _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+