Sinister: The porno qualities of our favourite hymn
Hey kittens, Well, I'm sitting here with a warm christmassy feeling inside because I've just been partaking of mulled wine and mince pies. Me and my friend anna went to the carol service at the uni church and we were rewarded for our bravery with two glasses of spicy wine, and two mince pies apiece. (greedy guts' I'm afraid). I just LOVE christians, don't you. You'll all be pleased to know that the service *opened* with 'O Come, O Come Emmanuel. I never know whether it is "O Come" or "Oh Come", but "Oh Come" sounds a bit rood, so it is probably the first option. I am sure that B&S sing it with roodness in their cherubic hearts though. It was all great until we had to sing 'Hark the Herald Angels sing' and Anna sang the really high note off key and made us both giggle. We got stares off the prim ladies sitting in front of us. I had a really disturbing dream last night. I was at Camber Sands and me and my friends were just finding our chalets when this big hole in the ground appeared in front of us. These men came and put a fence around it, but it just kept getting bigger and then everyone got really scared and ran away. And then it still kept getting bigger! If anyone wants to analyse the freudian significance of this, then feel free. And why do I never have flying dreams? Mmmm, mulled wine. We're gonna make some in a big vat at home. I got the recipe, and the special secret from the christain lady who made it. You're all welcome round my way for a glass of it, should you want. Well, I'll leave you to your wrapping paper and gluey fingers. Love Beth xxx P.S. - Alex Jackson, tell me what you want me to do with your auction thingy. I'm dyin' to get gluein'. P.P.S - Glad to see that my admission to fancying Eminem had such a (negative) response. I probably shouldn't mention then that I also have crush on Jerry Springer! ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Beth Tilston