me again with two new games for you to play the first is called stereo types, a simple game where you sit in a bar with your friends and guess what music people listen to on their stereos. If it's your first time start simple by spotting all of the marilyn manson and nine inch nails fans, next you can move on to spotting the oasis loving idiots and the charvas (thats chart ravers to the uninitiated). great fun guaranteed honest. the second game is called "what'll happen to Owen in april?". this too is a simple game where you have to decide what will happen to yours truely in the next 3 weeks. Will I write an entire 18,000 word disertation and two 6,000 word essays before the 28th, will I fail out of university in my last semester, will I just commit suicide and have an end to the torture? Place your bets and stay tuned for the exciting conclusion. In order to keep you up to date with the latest betting trends I'll be writing an april update at the ends of my posts for the next few weeks. anyway onto other stuff JR? said in order for to date a girl i require one thing [1] like belle and sebastian which i hope isn't true cos they should have big tits as well (hey it's just a joke calm down). No but this just struck me as a bizarre way to pick a partner, maybe I'm just weird but I always went for girls with great personalities who can make me laugh, they always end up liking B&S anyway so I don't worry about their musical taste. Hmmm I just used the word weird and then seemed to vaguely remember someone commenting that it didn't conform to the old spelling rule, well as sinister's leading speller (sorry bad wizard based pun) I should just point out that many words in the following sentence don't conform, bet none of you can write a sentence with more non-conformist words in. Seize the weird sheik, throw him in the weir, that will give the fish a surfeit of protein. OK so it depends on how you pronounce sheik as to whether it should count but it's a good sentence anyway so there. Oh and time for a big welcome home to all the lucky people who had enough time and money to go to all tomorrow's potterings, me jealous? too fucking right. THE APRIL UPDATE words to write before the 28th 30,000 words written to date 7,000 words left 23,000 days left 18 words per day required about 1,300 right I'm off to do some work now love owen With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+