before, she met this guy who I'm not going to name in case of impending

hehe david kitchen is funneee...... Uncle Peter, i wouldn't mind taking you up on your yeye brothel, except i wont' be there, so never mind. you can think of me or something. no, that would be really sick and creepy. litigation, lets just say he knows belle and sebastian and has works with them on cds etc (ie he's credited on the lazy line painter jane ep ) and he told her that not only have stuart and izzie kissed but have a baby. *GAAAAH*!!!!!! dont' ever DO that!!! that's like saying elvis and marilyn had a love child or something, it woudl be apocalyptic, and rumours...... no. i dont' believe rumors. "Ren, you're talking CRAZY talk!!" Let us never speak of this again. people who tell you things like that......well they are cruising for pain. SHOCK HORROR!! whatever will we hear next? though i wouldn't doubt that some snoggability action is POSSIBLE, considering especially the cramped conditions of a bus going round the eastern parts of america and poor neil having to sleep on the floor. maybe at one point during the night stuey got up to go empty his trouser snake, and toddled back to his bunk, he was confused by tripping over neil and having to clamber around wee chris and sarah, and ended up in isobel's bunk, thinking she was his security friend Patchy-Boo, and copping a fondle of what he thought were fuzzy ears. we can only imagine. i'm going to hell for all the things i have said, it's true. (EXERCISE for the literarily inclined......how many times in the preceding paragraph has the author utilized the philosophy of "toss in every descriptive verb you can think of" ??) please, no more talk of mystery babies!! i'm going to have nightmares... i talked to my art class crush today. i found out what her tattoo says, it says "freewheelin'" your guess is as good as mine. she had strawberry shortcake on her undershirt and barely shaven underarms, i know where the summer goes.... broke the ice by remarking cleverly that i had the same type of cheap plastic ring, and a discussion of thrift stores ensued. i also discovered in teh course of the class, overhearing talk, that she likes the movie "boogie nights" and that she attended a mardi gras frat party in which she exposed herself for beads. ****** !well you can't win em all. and she still looks damn cute. i'm sorry but you can not pay me to see boogie nights, just try. i'll frickin kill ya. GRRRRRR!!!! why can't everyone be as perfect as me?? i wrote a sonnet about it today. do you ever smell someone and not really mind?? uh just me, never mind. *EEEECH* thus ends my "dear diary" rant. sinister (and girly)to the core........ LJ PS it would also be really creepy if isobel had a baby, cos she's like the same age as me.....AAAAAA http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "Everyone begins to get desperate and panicky, and all of a sudden, everything they never understood, they want it all explained" --Ms. Buffat, my HS chemistry teacher +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+