Sinister: Smut here, get your smut here
This was something I ran across in the newsgroups--what say you, UK listees, any truth to this? Maybe the B&S festival will have to provide an increase in sexual activity (albeit with many other horny foreigners who also have good taste in music). Xavier -- LONDON -- British sex lives are sizzling, with people making love an average of 81 times a year, 10 more than last year, a survey showed today. The 1999 Durex Report, a survey of 8,000 love lives, also found the following: :: Yorkshire is the sexiest region in Britain, with its inhabitants making love an average of 92 times a year, more than 20% up on last year. Scotland comes second with a figure of 91, and then the North West of England with 90. :: Midlanders are going against the trend by having sex less often. Their total of 71 occasions, down from 73 last year, puts them bottom of the provincial passion league. :: People are willing to make love in a variety of places, with 50% or more respondents admitting they would consider getting down to it in a car, in the bath or shower, on a beach, or even in the woods. :: The most popular location is, unsurprisingly, at home in bed, where 92% of people would be willing. Among the more adventurous, 22% of people would consider sex in a nightclub, 29% in the office, and even, said 14%, in a taxi. :: While 79% of both men and women said they preferred making love without distraction, some admitted their minds wandered. Almost a third of adults confessed to fantasising about a celebrity during sex, and 36% to fantasising about someone from their past. :: A further 7% of people had more prosaic matters on their minds during passionate moments - they were thinking about watching television. :: The overwhelming factor to put people off sex is bad breath, with 49% of respondents saying this kills the mood for them. Some 15% say children in the house is also a turn-off. :: But people with poor memories can be reassured - perhaps surprisingly, only 14% are put off their passion by someone calling them by the wrong name. Additionally, only 1% of those polled objected strongly to bad taste in underwear. :: Some 9% of people admitted to having unsafe sex with a new partner, the same as last year, although fewer young people took risks. :: Of those who failed to use a condom with a new partner, 22% disliked using them, 30% were caught up in the passion of the moment - and 4% were simply too embarrassed to suggest using one. -- BXK M o t h e r , M a y bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu I S l e e p http://www.english.upenn.edu/~bkim0 W i t h D a n g e r ? X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Yes, it's true, everybody's favourite popkids are back in the news again. Long-term listees may well remember that the son of one of the members of Showaddywaddy plays professional football (for Sheffield Wednesday?). Well that can now be followed up by the revelation in today's Daily Telegraph that the drummer's son is representing England at high jump. What a talented bunch they are. Dear diary, had an interesting couple of days, was up till 7 this morning drinking, and had a storming afternoon gokarting. And a party tonight, £2 for as much as you can drink. Out of interest, just how are you meant to get dressed up for an Austin Powers themed party??? Personally I think the B&S festival is a rotten idea; having the bands who made IMHO the best 3 albums of last year on the same bill. And I'm not just saying that because I'm bitter about the fact that it's the one weekend during the year when I'll be away in Holland. Honest. Anyone for Glastonbury? Big Stu o o o, ,o, ,o o o> <o> <o o o o |^ ^|^ ^| | |~ ~|~ ~| | \> <X> </> <|> /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Hey! Macarena... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
participants (2)
-
bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu -
Stuart Gardiner