Hey Rocketeers, B&S Fun ======= Amanda the Swan came to Scotland for the weekend. It was dead smart, we went to Edinburgh and she was excited cos she's never seen Marks And Spencers before. So I said "why don't we go in and turn some tables around". And she said "ok". So we went in but couldnae find any tables. There were some chairs but they had people on them. So instead Amanda turned a necklace around, and I turned around a hat and a bottle of perfume. Hehe. Then we went to C&A and then I was getting quite into all this and wanted to go to Boots to get a free book on VD but she'd been in Boots before so we didn't. Nonsense ======== Eeek! The Turin Shroud is not a fake it is real, say some scientists and my pal Craig. Apparently they got some Jesus DNA from it, and they're going to clone Jesus! Bad move if you ask me. Fundamental law of Sci-fi, any cloned messiah will be evil. We're all for it! He'll melt our faces like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Hold on, if they cloned Jesus, that would be like a birth without a mother, sort of virgin birth again. Oh shite, I'm scared. If Saddam doesn't get me with his anthrax spunk laced Marlboro 100's, evil Jesus will choke me with his forked fire tongue. Ooops sorry Honey that's the outside world. But Jesus is within everyone of us. Silver and Gold have I none. But even if I did, I wouldn't pay 200 pounds for a record unless it came with a free child. Here, all you pretty young things don't read this next bit, it's rude. It's certificate 18. I went to a public toilet the other day. I was standing at the urinal taking care of the matter in hand, and two urinals along there was an old jakey bloke taking care of his matter in hand. In fact he was masturbating at the urinal. Well I never! Why do these things always happen to me? Call the cops! Why do I keep telling people this? See what you bastards have done to Northy! Good work, The hard-core, plain oral-sex nerd. (~anag~) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------