CURRY RHAPSODY (To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Naan-aa, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had lime pickle, now he's dead Naan-aa, dinner just begun But now I'm going to crap it all away Naan-aa, ooh-ooh Didn't mean to make you cry, Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers up my spine Rectum aching all the time Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use loo Naan-aa, ooh ooh, This Dopiaza's mild, Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicey ME Biryani (Biryani) Biryani (Biryani) Biryani and a naan O Vindaloooooooo (No no no no no non o no no No) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory Stand well back This loo's quarantined Here it comes, There it goes, technicolor yawn I chunder No It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again Up again Here it comes again Here it comes again Here it comes again Here it comes again This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me, Poor me, Poor me So you think you can chunder and think it's alright? So you think you can eat curry and drink all night? Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here Korma, saag or bhuna, Balti, naan or bhaji Nothing makes a difference to me To me Anyway my wind blows ******************************************************************** ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------