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PS: Hello Paul. What did naughty Leonard say?

I didn't want to embarass Captain Leonard further, but this is a true account, and what the hell.. Arrived back from the fireworks (viewed from a car, drinking tea from a flask - everyone say awwwww), to find that someone had tried to access our answering machine remotely, no doubt using a beer bottle to dial. Further investigation revealed a drunken message in which frankly unjustified insults were punctuated with "God bless you" and "All the best". A following phone call from the revellers indicated Tag to be suprisingly sober and charming. Chris, on the other hand, on being told off by me for his language :), protested "I thought you liked it that way" and that I was a saint. He repeated the classic drunken insults/maudlin sentiments for a few minutes before promising to come and see us. He later, I am told, was seen wandering around bewailing that Miss Julia had left him and chucked him, when she in fact had only gone to another party - a fact he already knew. Keith was, seemingly, fairly sober, although further examination revealed that he thought that he had left the answer machine message. He must have had some hand in the process tho', complaining bitterly that "some woman kept talking to me" . A top time was had by all obviously, sorry we couldn't be there. Chris *is* a nice bloke tho - he brought us presents two days later. Guilty conscience no doubt. St Linda x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+