It's funny, but I always thought Kelis was doing a Lucy Alder impression. Hmm Stuart Murdoch (why doesn't he post any more?) mentioned "a lot of nun". It seems this wasn't only my illicit schoolboy fantasy. He also mentioned his shorts, which has probably resulted in a run on Epsom salts in bedrooms across the land. Legs of Sex indeed. So who proposed, then? Someone must've. And Stevie, in case you're panicking, the fine for refusing the lady's proposal is only "a swingeing pound", so you can just give her a copy of Trousercuts AND ask for change. Well, I'm up bugger creek today - the management here at Corporate Megalith PLC are cracking down on non-work related emails. They are compiling a report for the directors. Ulp. Having said that, I actually quite fancy absolving myself, breaking down in a heap of tearful confession and begging for my job. So perhaps I won't be posting all that much. Thank god, eh? I wrote something nasty about Paul Weller before, but I'm not feeling my usual bitchy self, so I've erased it. Is it true that Jaffa Cakes are made of whale? Casarotto xxx ******************************************************************* The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 020 7224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.org ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+