PJM wrote :

Something else very wierd is going on. I haven't got Adrian's message yet. (That Gus Honeybun incident certainly had a profound effect on Young Evans, didn't it?). Also, my school assembley didn't even get back to me before we were all standing in the dinner queue, which made a mockery of the whole thing.

I have an apology to make Sir, the lost message went via the school hall and I inadvertently told everyone that assembly was cancelled...coohoo SORRY !!

Yes Keith, Clippo the Helpful Paper Clip is a fucking twat.

Oh Really?!!! Paper clips in general are very helpful chaps. I managed to pick a lock (for which we had lost the key) with one a couple of weeks ago and it gave me a great feeling of satisfaction in that same sort of way as when you nick something as a nipper.

Somebody who hasn't realised that ALL lead singers are gay. It's in their contract. >Most of them are going out with the drummer

What ? Even the Wombles ? Megan the constipated one wrote :

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At 2:43 PM 8/13/98, Adrian Evans wrote: Duracell Bunny. Probably crept in your room and changed them while you slept last night. well i for one am a little shocked that none of the rest of you caught the obvious booboo here. the bunny works for *energizer*. as i do as well, you'll be receiving a letter from our legal department within the next week. xox megan (full of shit) lehar

Well clearly your bunny's been moonlighting then, and you want to get your lawyers on to him :) I however, remain unconvinced. Whilst these two bunnies may be very similar in appearance I do not believe for a minute that our hard-as-nails Duracell Boxing-Bunny, is the very same as your Stateside Cymbal-Bashing Energising-Softy. Love and Myxomatosis. Adrian. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +---+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+