damn! that was one long ass letter by mick. there should be some award given to him. or tell him to get the fuck off the list. either way, i don't care. i'm just kidding mick. so i'm reading someone's letter....i don't remember who....and they mention stuart m. on the trumpet. and i remembered. i forgot to tell you all about stuart m.'s trumpet spot at the athens show. it sounded like a moose blowing a fart through a pvc pipe with a baby nipple at the end stuck up to a mic'd megaphone whose batteries are running low. either he messed up and hit the wrong note, or the bitch just can't play. i'm gonna get a letter from the band asking me to stop listening to them, ain't i? i talked about isobel's spastic colon. i talked about stuart m's spastic trumpet, which wasn't too far removed from isobel's runs. i may as well go ahead and slag off the rest of the band. mick looks like a woman with a sex change. stevie is one shifty-eyed motherfucker. well...that's all i can think of. i wouldn't mind reading duke's book. but i'm afraid i'll be sitting there not knowing who the hell he's talking about. someone told me the traffic on this list had slowed down and that i should rejoin. well, someone, and you know who you are.....you lied to me. and hey, my friend robbie had just joined the list and he hasn't written in anything yet, and it would make me very proud of you all if at least ten people sent a letter to wilde77@hotmail.com and just tell him to go and shove something straight up his ass. i don't care what noun you tell him to put up there, as long as he gets the idea. or better yet send something to the list so he can be humiliated in front of everyone. i'm going to sleep. -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+