Chris Leonard wrote:

I went to see David Lee Roth when I was 13. He sang california girls and rode round the Hall on a giant inflatable microphone. He was brilliant.

Sounds great. I'm only sorry it wasn't an inflatable Waronker. I come from a predominantly heavy metal village, so the local youth club provided me with a steady diet of ping-pong and Black Sabbath throughout my formative years. One day they organised a trip to an Ozzy Osbourne concert at the Derby Assembly Rooms. How could I resist? I wore my kagoule for the occasion, everyone else wore denim. I can't remember much about the concert itself, but I do remember a man dancing about in his pajamas right in front of me for the entire concert. I thought "what a strange man," and "if he keeps on dancing like that his knob'll fall out eventually". With the benefit of hindsight I think we can safely say that he was under the influence of a deadly cocktail of heavy metal drugs, and that he had his underpants on beneath his jim-jams. Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------