Joseph wrote :

For nigh on the whole of my time at high school, the (girls') Games teacher was MY MUM!!!

That said, the amount of time I actually spent on that freezing all-weather pitch paled in comparison to the hours spent "re-arranging" the stock cupboard, having feigned some injury/infection/hormonal disorder.

You poor get ! How did you cope ? It's not as if you could write a letter, forging your mothers signature saying, "Please excuse Joseph from physical activities as he's got an itchy scrotum." Not that I ever tried this one you'll understand. Adrian. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------