Bollocks - they're rude bits. I've always had an affection for those rude words that begin with B as they aren't exactly rude, more a little saucy. Bollocks! bottom! bugger! boobs! Oooh! Sorry if I've offended or overexcited anyone. Anyway, the Brits are a load of toss aren't they? I think Stuart should do a Jarvis and wiggle his bottom at someone. Any nominations for whom? There's plenty to choose from. Or maybe he could wiggle his bollocks, as a visual aid to Joe. But I still think they should turn up. Mrs Murdoch could threaten to stop Stuart's pocket money if they didn't. Now, back to my revision ... Robin +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+