oh oh oh (or is it ho ho ho?). we have pop competitions and christmas jokes and stories of isobel as a dog. how exciting. is it possible to live vicariously through things that don't really exist? i think it as and, as such, i shall. earlier today while enjoying my fourteenth minty cigarette i realized that if a certain sinister listee who works down the way from me were to get on the roof of her building she could wave to me and do little dances while i smoke my cigarettes. how nice would that be? we could even get some of those little short-distance walkie-talkies and hold conversations. oh oh oh. let me think here, i've kept the list up to date with my lunches, an inventory of my desk as well as my addictions to various snack products. i'm completely out of uninteresting things to tell you people about. completely. i'm either going to have to start making things up or i'm going to have to take a creative writing class to present myself in a more inspiring manner. yeah. i need to think on that. well, i've got my passport and my plane tickets to london but i still haven't figured out where i will stay or what i will do while i'm there. flying by the seat of my pants? no, just too lathargic to actually plan these things out. i'm sure i'll find someplace to stay and something to occupy my time. that's the way these things go, isn't it? ok, now i must depart for i have the urge, once again, to... um, i don't know. just an urge maybe. -kelly ryan mcguire ingrediants: water, sucrose syrup, glucose-fructose syrup, citric acid, natural flavors, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, ester gum +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+