Claire....this is simalar to your joke: Theres a smartie and a jellybaby in a pub, and they're just chatting and having a drink when a polo comes up and starts knocking the jellybaby about and calling him names before going away again. The smartie turns to the jellybaby and says "why don't you stand up for yourself mate? You've got to stand up for yourself or you might as well not come out," and he spots the polo approaching again with Tune, and adds "look, he's coming back again, come on, heres your chance to do it," and the jellybaby replies, "what! with that bloody tune? he's menthol....." well, I laughed. love and misses Erica +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+