Let's get one thing straight. I'm not running any kind of shop at Sinister Portmerion, I'm running the disco. < MMMM Now what? I thought of Peter running the disco since I'd first had the idea of the village... I mean, I can see him walking around with a glass of pink champagne in his hand, shiny in his mirror jacket (3 buttons that is) flirting with everyone... Have you seen the film "Little Voice"? remember Michael Cane's role in the film? well... I imagine Peter like that!! StEvEn KaDo... says i could be the wealthy capitalist land owner who

I think all the hamburgers and things should be ready delivered by ronald mcdonald (the groovy clown guy), and there would never be any need for butchers because all our stuff would come pre-packaged and not at all dead animal like. < Yes... Jen's right... we need no butchers and as far as I'm concerned we need no capitalists either... JaSoN A. wants to be the SiNiSteR CoUnCiLLoR I have to say - and I know that from personal experience - that he's going to do a great job... so, all of you who have all sorts of problems... do not hesitate... Go to JaSoN... JeAnEttE is going to be our nurse torturing us with rectal

THE BLUDDY THEATRE!! I WANT A THEATRE!! < Yes, yes, OK... have the theatre... there's already a radio station ran by Mark from Nottingham... yer... JaMeS GiLmEr is going to run the ViDeO StoRe... right! Please... will you have all the L.Anderson films?? AmY... wants to be the ToWn CriEr and eventually join Andi in his "village idiot's" duties!! FeAtHeR BoA... YES please... A TrAiN StAtiOn I love trains and always considered train stations to be ... magical... now, a sinister Train Station would definately be magical... and robin reliants for people who want to go fast... yer... sound nice... I would also like to reccomend a store that will sell exclusively MeN's SkiRtS it can be called: KiLtS & GuiLtS I think men look nice in skirts... sometimes very sexy indeed... but it has to be the right skirt... so, we need an expert for helping our sinister boys choose

oh.. velocity girl, ill be delighted to fix anything of yours that breaks ;) < will you fix my heart Jason? coz as soon as I've read

Hi to you all pretty faces... Well well... isn't that the time for the WeEkLy RePoRt? It's getting harder and harder to keep up with you, you know... Simon's working on the sinister village site... and we're trying to make a list of people and their occupation, so that everyone will have their link... HiGhLiGhtS of tHe WeeK Peter Miller ScReAms: lives in a big manorhouse and is hated by the locals.< It never occured me that we'd have capitalists in the village... I don't know... what the rest of you think? shall we have a riot and expropriate every inch of Steven's land? b'coz if we have capitalists we'll be needing police too, to protect their "rights" and properties... y'know... PaRaLiS (Jared) has marked the importance of a SiNiSteR DaNcE AcAdeMy that's going to be specialised in ArSe DaNciNg... I think to know how to arse dance is essential... Jared, would you like to run it for us?? JeN(owl) says thermometers *that are much more accurate*, but none of us would care coz... imagine Jeanette in that cute nurse suit! She also wants to be Steve C.'s assistant in the basketball team... helping the players stretch!! BLaiR HiCkS wants to run the CoMiC BoOk ShOp and thinks that this would kill his hope for a list-crush... I don't think so Blair, in fact, I think exactly the opposite... DaViD MoOrE wants to be the village's PeDaNt... Mmmm no objections to that... I mean, we do need one, don't we? Katie Mulloy very wisely wants to run the HeALtH FoOd StOrE and I said wisely coz she'd have to work very closely with Moz... where from would he buy all the ingredients he'd need for his vegan recipies but from Katie's store, huh? wise wise Katie... :) DaNiEl RyDeR wants to be the sinister's PaRk RaNgeR and yes, of course there are going to be parks in sinister land... and trees and birds for Daniel to look after... Talking about parks, trees, birds, etc... FrAnCeScA wants to work in the sinister BoTaNiCaL GaRdEn this village keeps expanding all the time eh? Sweet MiNa MaRs wants to run a shop that will sell all shiny stuff... I like that... especially the idea of little crystal balls to make necklaces... Mina, you can call your shop... RiSe & ShiNe SpLaSh... withdrawn his offer to be the village's PoStMaN + MiLkMaN which I think was very convenient delivering letters and milk at the same time... and decided that he wants to be the sinister NeWs AgEnT mmm... OK... SplAsh... whatever you want... SwEeTiE... you'd rather run the stud-farm or the shop that would "sell things from books to body jewellery, called electronic"? or BoTh?... WiLLiAm MeSsEnT volunteered to be the one who'd clean the dog shit..!! William... you're so nice... that I'd like now to vote for you for the place of the SiNiSteR MaYor coz a guy that volunteers to clean the dog shit in a village cannot but be the perfect mayor... right?? CaRoLyN wants and will do run the sinister BoRdeL... can I visit Carolyn? we can have tea siting in your velvet scarlet sofa gossiping about your "clients"... SeAn HoBsOn will be the village's BrOwN BoTtLe... Mmmmm... brown bottle...bumping into stuff... AnDrEw DeAn is going to be the ViLLaGe's IdiOt... Do you really want that Andi? can I join you from time to time? Oh!! and 2 netball teams PlEaSe...!!! I'm giving you now our very own SiNiSteR DrUg DeALeR Mr. Peter Ramsdale... no needles please...Gosh... Simon, how are we gonna make a link for Peter in the site? we're gonna be arrested... I'm tellin ya... OOn... should run the sinister OoN's HoRrOr ShOw is that OK Oon? and organise Karaoke nights? dreadful! Screaming SaMaNtHa: the most flattering skirt... who's gonna do that? JaSoN LutHeR said those words it started to beat in a rather crazy manner... mmmm... I don't know what's wrong with it... enough said tho'... I have to leave you now... I'm really sorry if I'd forgotten any of you... it's getting more and more difficult to keep track... Oh yes... Mark C.... Mark, you saw that Peter Miller is very unwilling to give up his disco...so, I'd like to pass to you my responsibilities as the village's Entertainment Coordinator... will you accept? and you can have your own club as well... I mean, we don't have a club for gigs yet... would you like to run it Mark? In sinister we have a lot of musicians, don't we? they'd need a place to ... perform, right? Oh... StEviE TrOuSSé... I think the poetryplace should move to the sinister village now... what do you think? AnYwAy... I'm leaving you now sweet pies... lemon pies... :) hey... listen... we're almost 1300 people... let's all play at the lottery... what the hell... one of us will win... and then we can built our village... a big, huge, bonebreaking hug that will hold all of you love + bubble baths Vel ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? 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