aloha you sweet things, wheee! it's raining today and much less chilly than other days, so of course i had to run outside and roll my pants up to my knees and jump in the puddles barefoot. but then the postman came and gave me a puzzled look, so i retreived my mail and went inside. the bottoms of my feet are dirty from the pavement. or it could be dirt. whatever. i would like to point out that i am not offering sexual favours (unless you're the roolz boys - oh, how i love boy bands) in exchange for a bowlie ticket, but i have included an easy-to-read-and-compare list of reasons you should all splurge for me. on a *ticket*, kids. minds out of the gutter. - own both travel scrabble and travel yahtzee - have wonderful lock-picking abilities (to overcome the 2-key problem) - have gold stars which are given to good boys and girls - will not talk through the movies or throw popcorn at the screen - will bring cases of coveted kraft dinner - will bring cases of coveted jell-o desserts - can pick up duty-free liquor at the airport - own a nurse's uniform (for 'student nurse' fun) - have a very twee fear of pigeons - will bring barry white album for 'love sweet love' atmosphere and although my maths aren't very good, i've managed to figure out that if each and every one of the 19 people that voted for me on the list crush poll would each send $25, then we'd all be happier and i'd be seeing you in bowlie. < s i g h > on to more realistic things... i've read the may select b+s article (after carefully removing the dusty springfield poster and gazing at brett anderson's lovely trousers), i must say that i got quite the little thrill seeing stevie trousers and the duke and list mummy honey quoted. the best part? when asked what went on in the sinister chat room... "smut. there's always a lot of smut..." as much as i enjoyed that, it meant that i couldn't let my mum read the article. she saw me carrying it around, this was before i read any of it, and i mentioned that there was a big article on belle and sebastian and the sinister list, and she said "oh good, now maybe i'll understand why you have to subscribe to a mailing list about only one band." something tells me she'd understand even less if she read about them, and that i'd be net nannied to death over the smut mention. however, i did quite enjoy "belle and sebastian fans are not totally normal." i'm crossing my fingers that they'll have a feature on stuart murdoch's room. i can only imagine what fun it would be. love, jessicaxo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * someone had spied on us, i suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or coca-cola but hot milk out of a thermos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t i n y s t a r @ w o r l d y . c o m (it's lovely being a girl) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+