Morning, Guess what happened last night. I got into trouble with my dad for saying telly is "pish", and now I have to find somewhere else to live. Oops. Of course, I blame Stuart David and think he should: a) Phone my dad and apologise b) Phone my mum and apologise c) Phone me and apologise (0141 225 3192 business) d) Find me somewhere nice to live, max £50 per week rent e) Stop swearing in front of impressionable children like me. f ) fuck wank bastard The best bit was, after half an hour of arguing my dad saying "is it an argument your looking for? I'll argue if you like". This totally confused me and i think i lost. Big bastard. So i proclaimed "I'm moving out!" and stormed off, on the huff. I suppose I really should have moved out by now anyway. Have you any idea how hard it is to have an argument about swearing, without actually swearing? That is all. Soapy Mouthed Chris ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------