<smaller><smaller><smaller> Arantxa and I saw the Beta Band last night, and they were dead ace. It's a shame they've shaved off their beards, though. I remember when Vic Reeves interviewed them on his radio show, Cock In The Wood; Vic: (to Bob from the Beta Band) Can I feel under your beard? Bob: Okay then Vic: Oooh! A pair of testicles! Funny how his name was Bob isn't it? I'm still amazed by how The Two Ronnies were both called Ronnie, though. I've never met anyone called Ronnie in my life so TWO of them, in a double act which doesn't just rely on the fact that they've got the same name (although that is quite funny) has to be more than just a coincidence. On the subject of death, I think I actually worry more about the whole Two Ronnies thing than death. Maybe I've got things a little out of proportion. The way I linked all that together was rather inept, wasn't it? I'll never be a DJ. Waiting for the new B + S album is worse than waiting for Christmas when I was eight. To add the the rusty old rumour mill that's been cranked up again lately, there's a little piece on the Jeepster news page that says that the band are "fine-tuning new songs from nearly all of the band members". I hope this means that Sarah and Richard will be doing stuff. A few months back someone said that all the new songs were going to be Murdoch compositions. So really we haven't got a clue what it's going to be like, have we? Here's my suggestion; 1; Song About My Big Bottom (Big Arse Song) by Isobel Campbell 2; Song About Snooker by Richard Colburn 3; Mixin' Da Dexx by Chris Geddes 4; She's A Girl And She's Got Ricketts by Stuart Murdoch 5; Song About My Wife by Stuart David 6; Blow My Horn by Mick Cooke 7; I Have A Triangular Face by Stuart Murdoch 8; New York Girl by Stevie Jackson 9; Too Short To Play A Treble Recorder by Sarah Martin 10; Loony Girl, She Eats Shoes by Stuart Murdoch Who said satire was dead? Me, that's who. Bye, then Robin x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+