Hallo children, and how are we? Before I go any further, I would like to send a message of congratulations and respect (or 'mad props', as I believe they are known) to three listees; 1)Ms Lucy Alder, for one of the funniest nearly-rude expressions I have ever heard. I laughed out loud, thus drawing the attention of my colleagues and boss, alerting them to the fact that I have figured out a password to get internet access at work, even though I shouldn't be able to. I may get the sack, but it would be worth it for that one gag. 2)The Enforcer, for all the good work. I just like it. 3)George Henry Dickie. He's grown on me, what can I say? I like the boxing analogies. Speaking of which, more respect to Mr Muhammed Ali, officially sporting hero of the century thanks to the BBCs viewers, who showed a sight more taste than the wankers who voted Westlife as single of the year. I went for Lou Bega myself, and where did he end up? Nowhere, that's where. Went to a party last night that ended up in a bunfight, but it snowed as we walked home which made everything alright by me. No foxes though, unless you count my girlfriend. Which you wouldn't because she is minging.* Only kidding, she actually looks like one of The Coors. The bloke.* George Henry Dickie quotes Stuart M in his post, and I like the fact that Stuart uses the phrase "They haven't got a scooby". I'll have to remember to use that. I would also add that I can't see how pouring gin into Chris Moyles' drink can be seen as anything but an act of kindness and charity. Arantxa: try 'Living Like A Donkey' by Mike Nicholls. Not very easy to get hold of, but the best donkey song this boy's ever heard anyway. Give Selectadisc a whirl. Well I'll leave you now, my beauties. If I don't see you before I unplug my mailbox for a fortnight, please have a rock'n'roll Christmas. For me. Goodnight, ladies, Willennium x *jokes. ===== Visit The Remote Viewer homepage http://www.members.tripod.com/remoteviewer/ ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+