thus spake the irrepressibly irascible fluffysarah:

voice? Yes. And her face. And her personality. And her clothes. And her hair. And she smells bad. She's a crap dancer too. And her songwriting "talent". Har! Throw her off the bridge!! She wore PEDAL PUSHERS! If clothes reflect personality then Isobel is a 12yr old townie trendy who got to shop in "New Look" for the first time with 5 pounds her momma gave her to "get her out of those fucking mothercare pinafores".

All the people who like Gentle Waves, is it because you want to have sex with Isobel? Gee wizz Martha.

ahem. i an't speak for anyone else, but i dont' want to have sex with isobel. anyway, *OHHH!!* (imagine i'm saying that very loudly in a descending tone, as if you've just hit someone wayy below the belt) that is low. (well, okay, maybe i wouldn't complain tremendously if you paid me to, but it would probably be empty soulless sex and i'd expect her to pledge her heart to me and so it wouldn't work out and you know.....) since we have hatred for isobel, let's see who i can hate on today. i hate...... Evan Dando. i hate him. he's ugly, he can't sing, and he's a jerk. i saw an interview once where he said he had slept with like how many groupies when he was on tour. what a clod. UGH! i hate him. oh dear, in any case. i just wondered where the vitriolic hatred came from. cos i can understand someone not liking her voice, even tho i like it very much. i think her clothes are totally fab. she's got style. you know it. but i better stop before i get a reputation as a staunch defender of isobel campbell. oh wait, i already have one. *HAR HAR!!* but gee whiz, that is a LOT of hatred. i mean whoa nellie. not that i'm one to speak. VIVA S.C.U.M.!!!! *) who was the boy who had a lovely idea about taking his girl out under the stars and professing his love? it was very sweet. it almost made me wanna puke.....i'm just kidding. so romantic and so like me, it hits a little too close to home right now. since everyone else is unloading their personal woes (great for a voyeur like me!) i thought i would ask all of you all. what would say if..... you REALLY liked someone, like mad infatuation. and you have a friend you've known for a little while. and your friend meets the person you are in love with, and then you'r friend starts basically telling you in no uncertain terms that they are incredibly horny for the body of the person you are infatuated with. and then they start hanging around with that person and getting them drunk, and dont' give a flying **** that they know you are jealous. evne when they are ugly as sin and the person you like would never touch them with a ten foot pole. What Would Stuart Do?? what would YOU do?? i think i'm going to rip out my own hair , actually. do you think that would do any good? i haven't seen eyes wide open or whatever, because i hate movies. you know, i'm seriously considering banning anyone from my circle of friends who thinks that "Big Daddy" (the latest adam sandler mirth-fest, for those not in the know) was "hilarious". is that fair? i'm seriously considering it. i mean i'm not entirely sure that someone who would say that, is even "all there" if you knwo what i mean. god fucking forbid. (or forfend if you wish) if that is not a wakeup call, i dont' know what is. Yeah! i can beat this thing! i can get over it! jsut think of all the reasons i could have to hate her guts..... *sigh* but she is so cute anyway i'll be gone for a few days to PARTYYYYY in DC and go dancing, get my groove thang on (like that guy in the club told me the other day), get sweaty, look at dinosaru bones, and get xavier to flirt with Stephin merritt and soften him up so he won't kill me when i try to meet him. (good luck, you say?) i think claudia would talk to me. she has a girlfriend. (so says a contact of mine) i'll try to look all cute and impress her. teehee. and xavier said it's alright if i seduce his isobel lookalike girlfriend. haha..... like i could..... (i'm just kidding because i'm completely delerious) so anyway, if you email me i wont' be here for a few days but i'll talk to you then, who ever you are. welcome back teri. i'll write you JaMEs and your photo is darling, and your replacement stuff will get there eventually.... Kiss kiss mark, i'll write you back soon. oh and i liked the jfk junior thingy, even if anyoen else didnt'....... oh and i saw tigermilk today! but i didn't buy it. i resisted. i was shocked to see it whwere i did. joanne kenney is still a cutie. she's just neat. for the record, it is my goal to act out the Tigermilk cover as we did the sinister, and dog on wheels ones--but it's going to take some tricky calculations to pull it off. the self-timing--the focus--the strategically concealed body parts. i wish i had someone to take it for me, or to be the model, but that wouldn't really be as much fun. well wait a minute, it *could* be. but i'm getting off on a tangent, and i do mean getting off. harhar. i need to release some of my sexual energy, are you horny baby?? please kill me now. ihaven't seen austion powers either. she's a bee with honeyed thighs, a living hell, a slice of heaven...... 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