mickmcmick wrote:

Also, this post was written under the influence of the Jasmine Minks, I hope that doesn't bother Brad too much.

not at all, my two-name-challenged friend. actually the only song i've ever heard by them is "cut me deep" and its pretty darn good. i was just "having a go" at duke. so the other night i was watching the tube and i felt a mosquito land on my ear, or so i thought. so i reached up to swat it, and oh my lord! my ears were ablaze. anyway, the fire quickly spread and burned off my beautiful 'fro, and all the cool things i keep in it like tito jackson. well, i don't keep tito jackson in my 'fro, hey, wait a minute, i think i'm thinking of that fro'd guy on the harlem globetrotters cartoon who would pull a chair out of his head. or maybe i've got the whole fucking thing confused with captain caveman. anyway, the point is, stop talking about me, tag. if you ain't got nothing nice to say, then don't say nothing. did i tell you i was intimate with your mother? so, as you all know, i'm a 411 operator. well, tonight some guy called me up and i said "what listing?" and the guy's drunk and he asks me for twenty bucks. i said "excuse me" and he said "hey, operator, i know this a strange request, but can i have twenty bucks?" i told him to wait there by the pay phone and i would press this button and it would shoot him twenty dollars in quarters out. and he said "thanks, you don't know how much this means" stupid fucker. i wonder how long he waited. so deep, brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+