One of the things I like most about the Sinster list is the way it lurches from disaster to disaster, with hardly anything in between. Just like real life, only cheaper. Tapioca.com, huh? Sounds like a bunch of asswipes! Yesterday I had a look at the photos again. You look like a nice bunch, as my mother is fond of saying when looking at photos of my chums. I'm not sure what she really means. There was David "I Can't Take Any" Moore dressed in something that makes him look a little like a military man, there was Miss Vicky, apparently unruffled by the huge hairy caterpillar crawling up the side of Mark's face. Nick Dastoor has fallen asleep to the gentle sounds of the Beach Boys' "Friends" album, a personal favourite. He will shortly be rudley awakened by frenzied "it's cool!" interjections during "Transcendental Meditation" and shuffle grumpily through the kitchen door to make a cup of tea. Brandt's hamster has also died, but unlike other listees, he has decided to sellotape the unfortunate creature to his chin. Trousers has binned a tree, in a vain attempt to attract the attention of the young lady in the background. On Monday I'm going to be an interpreter. What's the name of that bloke who talks funny, was on a Small Faces record? I'm going to do it like that. Speaking of jobs, me and the missus want jobs in the British Isles area, so I've decided to leave it up to you lot. Bear in mind that I've seen "Rosetta" and I will probably find a way to nick YOUR job, unless you can wangle me one. I mean two. It doesn't matter if it's shovelling shit, as long as it pays enough to live like Steptoe on acid. It's all wheels within wheels. Peter With that the sinister list waggled its bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of semen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+