I gots two: first is a gym teacher from high school i never personally had, but everyone knew well. He would walk around with sweats and a huge boner and hang around with the prettiest and sluttiest girls at school. Once he pissed off this guy by hitting on his girlfriend, and the guy ran into is shins with his car in the parking lot. Second was a tremendously obese gym teacher I also never had in junior high school. She would sit on a chair and berate students to run faster when we had to run around the field. She said she would outrun us if it weren't for "her knees." matt ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------