D/ Dr Who Sarah Garret Sonner crashlanded into our list of top ten posters the other day. Among other things she mentioned how Tom Baker refers to himself as "the ultimate Dr Who", which is peculiar as we had the misfortune to hear Jon Pertwee’s Christmas single recently, and he also refers to himself as the ultimate Doctor. They can’t both be right. We personally side with Pertwee, not only for his dandyism, but also because his surname suggests he is both pert and twee, a combination we find irresistible. hogwash i say! bullock.! we all know that tom baker is the king of all DR.'s his cunning portrail of dr. who with all his wittiness and talk of sonic screw drivers!(that thing has gotten ol' tom out of many a jams!)and im still not sure how that thing works. his frizzy hair and multicolored scarf and hat. you cant forget the hat. come on. hes been in way more episodes the pertwee. four years in fact. more run ins with cybermen, daleks, and giant city stomping robots. when you think "Dr. Who" you dont think oh of course Mr. Jon Pertwee! you think Tom Baker, the fourth and greatest Dr. of them all! i see your game you rouge! trying to win us over with your talk of pert and twee! haha. not i. i wont be so easily subdued like a hindu cow. anyway, "you were waitress in a cocktail bar, when i met you. i picked you out i shook you up i turned you around. turned you into someone new now five years later on youve got the world at your feet success has been so easy for you well dont forget it was me who put you where you are now and i can put you back down too........" -HL sun is up hanging right in my eyes its illustrious beams of light. having tried to avoid her beaming stare. she makes me feel so strange. trees bare if not all then some of their naked branches. soft frost accumulates upon my rear view mirror and i say to my chum, "lets drive to hammonton!" and on this particularly long drive to hammonton, i managed to doze off in the vans "lacking lumbar support" seat. and in this dozing, i managed to conjure up a vivid dream. a dream of large spiders bumbling bout my hair and finger tips. the voice of my chum calls out', "joe, you have spiders in your hair!!!" my chum being deathly afraid of spiders, dares not come closer then his glance. then something weird happened. i was sleeping with my eyes opened the whole time facing george(thats chums name) and there really was a spider creeping about the top of my scull. at this point i still thought this was some strange dream. george began to "poke" me to wake thus getting rid of his phobia arachnid. i woke up screaming in the end because in my dream george was a giant furry spider poking my side with his furry arm. then he screamed because he didnt see where the spider went and feared it may have landed on him. so for your entertainment...picture if you will...two grown men...driving in a van...down a dark highway...with a spider perched upon ones head...and the other screaming. eventually he pulled to the side while screaming"smash it! kill it! ahhhhh! is it gone? ahhhh!" but of course i didnt. i put the frightened spider on the road side. and i swear it waved goodbye! syke. the moral of the story is dont drive with a spider on top your head down a dark road while sleeping with your eyes opened and dont do drugs. thank you joe. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+