Hello the Land of Sinister! So, have you missed me? You have no other choice really but miss me! It's been a while since my last post and life has been generous to me as ever! Oh I've been so busy! I was running around with Althea's cousin and my cousin too, as I found out, little Violette Marie de Mesforets! I told you about her, didn't I? she's so sweet! We went shopping in Prague! this girl seems to be so demure!! but really, appearences are deceiving! So, we went shopping just me and Violette because Althea is really busy with the boyfriend Egon! Her parents were away to a trip to Paris for the weekend so we had a party at her house! You can't imagine what happened there! Of course my sweet Daniel was there and I spent the whole weekend with him! He's too sweet to me actually and I do like my boys to have an edge, if you know what I mean! So, I'm getting a bit bored with him... true love is yet to come? I don't know. Violette came to my house to get dressed up for the party and pack some clothes as we were going to spend the weekend at Althea's house!! I swear, we spent more time trying to decide what underwear we should wear and take with us than trying to figure out what to wear for the party... finally, Violette decided she should wear a white semi-transparent dress... mind, she wore a nice slip underneath!I told you she is very shy! And I wore the latest possession of my wardrobe, a very nice silk grey dress; the thing with this dress is that it looks very conservative if you look at it from the front, but, well, if I turn you can see that my whole back is naked! anyway, I thought I should wear this dress no matter what! I paid a fortune for it, didn't I? The tricky part was underwear! I wore black stockings, that's all I'm going to tell you because if I said anything more honey would kick me from this list and suggest I should go to another one, more, erm, adult! And yes, we were ready for the party! Big Aunt Myrtles was very worried but I told her that every aristocratic sprout from Prague was going to be there and she loves Violette also, so, she finally gave her permission! Cousin Theodor came with us; I think Violette likes him a lot; she doesn't know he's gay yet, and to be honest, he doesn't show it! I think I have to fill her in with every naughty detail! To be honest it'd be great if Violette married Theodor; she's so sweet and he is too! they'd love each other and look after each other and will lead different sexual lives! what's wrong with that? nothing methinks! And we'll get rid of this french horsefaced floosy too! So, we went to the party! everyone was there! I saw this very cute waiter and started talking with him; he told me he was a poor art student who was doing this job occasionally and asked me to go to his studio to see his work! I agreed of course!! I haven't lost it yet, have I? There was a very intense moment between the two of us actually which reinforced my desire to go and visit him at his studio! At one moment he dropped something on the floor whilst we were talking; so, he kneeled down to pick it up and whilst he was getting up he hair was rubbed against my legs; then he raised his eyes and looked at me! I'm telling you he took my breath away; and it all looked so innocent!! Daniel was standing by my side when this happened and he didn't realise anything! He thinks my "association" with the lower classes is something admirable and extremely sweet!! So, who can blame me then? But something very weird happened to my little Violette! I guess she's very flirtatious without even realising it! She was talking with this mexican guy whose father runs a mobile phone company in Mexico and sent him over to Europe because of a scandal he caused when he was caught with the wife of his partner; she was 20 years older than him! Imagine! Anyway, Violette was talking with him about stuff and told him she had always wanted to visit Mexico, so he gave her his address and told her she could visit whenever she wanted to! She leaned over to write her phone number in his phone book when he started biting and kissing her neck!! I don't know why or how this happened but I can tell you that Violette didn't like it a bit! She ran to Theodor who got really protective and tried to punch the guy on the face but thankfully we avoided the fight! Egon was there snogging and dancing with Althea! He brought me a glass of champagne whilst I was leaning against the balcony door and asked me how I was etc etc; I said I was fine and then he said sliding his hand on my back "you know Pauline, you were always my first choice"!! And I was so shocked that couldn't help myself. I just turned to face him - and of course make him take his hand off my back - and said "Well, you were never mine! You conceited bastard!" Violette who witnessed the whole scene came running to me asking what happened. Now the problem is how we are going to tell Althea! When the party was over, or at least, almost over, as these parties never end, we went to our rooms. But not before I take the cute waiter's address! We could hear Egon and Althea doing whatever they were doing! I really cannot understand how Althea fell for a 'new money' bloke! We were always saying that it's so much better to be with a commoner than with a new money guy! You see, being with a commoner has certain romantic parametres; makes you look like one of these heroines in french literature, you know! But being with new money, well, it's just a disgrace! The rest of the weekend passed in a harmonic way, at least on the surface! we went horseriding and Althea and Violette had a quite intense argument about the way a lady should be riding her horse; side riding or normal riding? Violette is side riding and she always wears these long velvet black dress with a white lace slip! she looks dreamy! I like riding the proper way! I think it's more exciting! Egon kept away from me for the rest of the weekend and we didn't see the mexican bloke again! I'm going to the artist-waiter's studio tonight! He's expecting me! Just the thought of him!! Oh anyway, I just hope aunt Myrtles learns nothing about it! Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers she's that aristocratic slag who lives and reigns in Prague __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one Place. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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