Sinister: I'm imperfect. I'm an action continuing in the past.
Greetings, I was trying to reconcile actually posting with the fact that I have nothing to post. Nothing, that is, of interest. I had what I thought was something of a sinister story, but then I realized how wrong I was. You see, I WAS TEASED TODAY IN SCHOOL! No, no, this isn't grade four, IT'S FRIGGIN' UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, this bastardy kid in my history tutorial accused me of "sucking up to my t.a." when I commented on his Sheaffer Big Red pen - something I have never seen in person. We're talking old skool pen here folks. It was all I could do to not kick him in the teeth. He's one of those horribly annoying boys who are obsessed with history. He's one of those people who says things like, "Well, they didn't mention Kepler in the reading but of course I'm familiar with him anyway." I swear to God he thinks he is the reincarnation of Napolean. I have this burning desire to whisper ELBA in a very diabolical way whenever he passes. He is, decidedly, a bastard. The nerve of him to accuse ME of sucking up! I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE PENS, ALRIGHT? I immediately thought of all things sinister at this episode, assuming there might be other stylophiles lurking who could appreciate my claim. (Stylophiles? What on earth...?) Of course, you're all probably computery and junk and would probably laugh at my otherwise unhealthy obsession with ink. None of my friends will ever write me with actual physical materials, only this email garbage. SIGH. What can you do? If YOU like writing in ink, let me know. Perhaps I can arrange to send you a missive and support my local bureau de poste. Ahem...sorry about the complaining. Apologies also for the serialkiller-esque use of capitals. I was on a roll. Take care kiddies! Marybeth +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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