Dear sinister, I was playing with Caitlin's Sinister adventure book game, and like with most of those books I was absolutely crap at it. Crap because I'm such a natural voyeur and so whenever I play those books I always end up peeking into pages by accident and find an ending that sounds REALLY NICE (e.g. you now live in an island with lots of trains full of girls who fancy you), and then I'd endeavour myself to reaching that ending, and as always, ending up with a finale that I don't want (e.g. you now live in an island with lots of trains full of girls who fancy every other boy but you). Well in Caitlin's post I saw that "chapter sex" (did you mean six?) had KEN CHU written in it, so I tried to find a trail to get to that chapter but I ended up with some sentimental crap that I didn't want, so I QUIT Caitlin's game, and then I of course WHINGED about it before I left. Haha, I didn't post for one weekend and everyone started complaining and leaving already. Better post something to keep you interested then, man this is like a day-time job. So here's another post now for you full of B&S contents, and witticisms and provides hours of entertainment, yet is short. Love and Red Bulls Ken If You're Leaving Sinister ====================== Anthony has left the list because he thought he'd never feel this way again If he goes back to the list then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do? He wants to remember things exactly as he posted on that sunny day And if there is something else beyond, he gets real mad because They're bound to be more boring than today They're bound to be more boring than tomorrow Hilary has left the list because she couldn't think of anything to say She thought everybody was quite boring, so she never listened anyway Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep She was into NME and hateful debates Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one Her cup of tea, she would admit to me Oh but her cup of tea, she would admit to no one Hilary went to the sini list because she wanted information Dirt vicar, or whoever, took her to one side and gave her fornication Zozefina's calling her, the contents on the list is looking lovely But those didn't interest, the only things she wants to know is How much's the gig and when and where to go How much's the gig and when and where to follow How much's the gig and when and where to go How much's the gig and when and where to follow But if you are leaving sinister Go off and see a minister He'll try in vain To stay awake to hear you whinge about the list forever blah blah blah blah blah blah blah When he rejoined, his spirituality was thrown into confusion So he got a special deal on ranting

From the man at Rediffusion "Look at me! I've left the list It makes up for the shortcomings of being a nob Now I'm better than you all", picked up for deliberation By the people reading this at home By the people reading in the office By the people reading this at home By the people reading in the office

But if you are leaving sinister Just so you can start dissing us Then chances are you'll probably feel better If you stayed and played with yourself <The end> ------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+