two weeks ago i have my first niece, an ugly ugly baby who i love so dearly. (she's not really ugly though, i just can't say baby is cute or something might hear and take her away) i also showed visitors around, went to see elephant show and took photo with two huge and cute tigers, me waving his tail happily. tiger is very soft. i was very impressed. if anyone of you come to my country i'll take you to have photo with them too. too bad i didn't know about it when Linda was here. Linda come back and i'll take you there! well, i was going to write and tell you what i've done busily these last few weeks. but i feel too tired just thinking about it. so i'll just say i'm not going to the camp any more. because i'm afraid the entrance exam will involve mathematics and my spiritual leader Mr.Miller not going. as well as family commitment. for the very lucky person who will be staying with the honourable Mr.David Moore and his lovely daughter, i want you to know that one of the 2 tickets was nearly mine. i hope you have extra fun. sob. the amphetameanies site is good fun. i know no ska, so i don't know what a ska band is like. but this band look stranger than normal people. even Mick is stranger than i thought. i mean look at his innocent boyscout face and who would have thought--- (from the Amphetaminies page) Mick (Flumpet) Exhibitionist Mr Cooke is no stranger to public performance, having earned a crust as a dirty-old-man strippogram in front of a 30,000 strong audience at Glasgow's George Square last Hogmanay. He has also taken part in a harrowing re-examination of modern Christmas traditions, in which he played a fir tree being pursued by a mad axeman. Hogmanay is new year celebration, yes? but why do you have stripping at new year?? must be cold. it's easy for scottish men to be exhibitionist i think. just wear your kilt and let the wind takes over. i was watching the Brit Awards, very exciting to see them on telly here. too bad everyone couldn't be up there, and Richard said so little, and Mick didn't exhibit anything. or Mr.Waterman wouldn't have been protesting against them this strongly. after Stuart D has been revealed to be autohard Balloch man, i wonder who will be the next "not what he/she seems to be". could it be Isobel? i remember she used to stay in my country for a while. afterall, Thailand is a popular destination for lovely beaches, lovely foods and sex-change operation. last sunday i saw "Forever Fever" a disco film from singapore. very lovely and funny! make me dream with disco soundtracks. sweet dreams are made of these, absolutely. as if the above is not long enough, i'm proud to present you deep thought for today. taken from an article in Bangkok Post one day, these are responses to a first grade teacher’s class quiz in which she gave the first half of well-known proverbs— Strike while the … Bug is close. Better to be safe than… Punch a 5th grader. It’s always darkest before… Daylight Savings Time. Never underestimate the power of… Termites. You can lead a horse to water but…How? Don’t bite the hand that… Looks dirty. No news is… Impossible. A miss is as good as a… Mr. You can’t teach an old dog new… Maths. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… Stink in the morning. Love all, trust… Me. The pen is mightier than the… Pigs. An idle mind is… The best way to relax. Where’s there’s smoke, there’s… Pollution. Happy the bride who… Gets all the presents. A penny saved is… Not much. Two’s company, three’s… Musketeers. Don’t put off till tomorrow what… You put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… You have to blow your nose. Children should be seen and not… Spanked or grounded. If at first you don’t succeed… Get new batteries. You get out of something what you… See pictured on the box. When the blind lead the blind… Get out of the way. with love, oon xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+