Ciao ragazzi/e What's Tim Burgess doing on the cover of Jonathan David? And why are B&S singing songs about Jewish bookshops? http://www.jonathandavidonline.com/ The fifteen minute rule isn't fair. First up, it isn't actually a rule and I'm not sure who invented it, but it somehow seems to have stuck. The other thing is that it discriminates against fast typers. A flashy 70wpm chick like me has to come up with twice as much interesting/amusing/completely pointless stuff as a 35wpm slow coach and it's not on. I prefer to think of Cliff Richard, myself, dressed in stripey leggings like in this picture http://www.sir-cliff.com/dist9.jpg Cor! I can't quite work out if calling your website sir-cliff.com. is a good or bad thing. Hang on, it's Cliff! Of course it's good! Another thing that's good is Camera Obscura. Their new video features Mr Cook and Ms Lander of this here parish, wearing silly glasses and straight faces in Struan's car. I'd have swooned if I were them. A couple of weeks ago, I went to Glasgow for a whole eight days! Glasgow's lovely. It has cheap record shops and pies. Cheap records don't drip grease all down your top when you bite into them, but pies sure as heck do! And then they give you heartburn and turn you cranky. I don't question Two-Ton Ted from Teddington's weapon of choice when he fought Ernie. One day, we left Glasgow early in the morning and went to the Isle of Arran, where we were accosted by flies and an oyster catcher whose nest Ally nearly trod on. I blame the oyster catcher. Who the heck lays eggs on a rock? Don't oyster catchers know you're meant to collect bits of twig and moss and those plastic things that hold beer cans together and build a nest? I also bought a Scottish tea time cookery book which has a recipe for tattie scones. I thought they were a breakfast time thing, not tea time, but never mind. English supermarkets don't sell tattie scones, you see. They only sell potato cakes, which are a lot thicker and go all puddeny when you fry them. Honey and Linda took us to a pub that has a book of rules! We weren't allowed to sit in the cat's chair or in the regulars' seats and we didn't know the special knock to get into the room for people who've been regulars for ten years or more. However, if you order the first Bloody Mary of the day you get it free and they make it properly with a stick of celery and everything. I bet they don't have a book of rules in the Saracen's Head. I'm going back to Glasgow on Saturday and I've never seen B&S before and it's going to be great, I know it is and and and! I am starting to get that night before Christmas feeling and have transferred all my B&S mp3s to one playlist so I can play them all at once in alphabetical order if I so desire. And I do, by gum! Juicy Lucy ps. a while ago, Alexander asked if Sinister was a land or maybe a town, but nay! It's a village, look here: http://www.move.to/sinistervillage ===== We're going out! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/london-indie ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+