Hewwo, Mmm, my news for today is that I went camping with some friends. Last night. So can I tell you all about it, because lots happened? I was one of the few bringing a tent, and I don't know how you work them, so it's not like I knew that I was supposed to bring tent pegs. But it turned out ok, because someone brought spares. And we made a fire, a bit away from the tents, on the other side of a barbed wire fence. So to get to it, you had to get your legs cut to ribbons. So we made a fire, and seeing as how everyone there except me was a pyromaniac, people tried to burn everything they could (including other people). And after that, alcohol was brought out and we became drunk. So then a boy called Hatham who is gay decided to not be gay any more and stick his tongue in my mouth instead. Which was icky. But then I ended up with a boy called sam, and he kept biting my mouth, and it ended up bleeding. And my tent leaked, and kept falling down, and it was all floral and bright, and PANTS. And somebody who was drunk wee-ed on it, and also jacked off on it. And I sang a lullabye for one of the boys, which got everyone in the singing mood, so we sang all sorts of stuff, really loudly. And we didn't want to get sleepy, so we all ended up taking loads of caffeine pills and getting really hyper. And after we'd lined our stomachs with caffeine pills (like what Beavis takes in Beavis and Butthead Do America, that makes him think he's Cornholio), we had a big search for a boy called richard's poo, so we could see if we could get him to eat it. Then we decided to have a barbeque thing. So I had loads of vegetarian sausages, and while they were cooking, one of the boys tried to put red hot tongs on one of the other boys nipples, so the other boy got scared and put the tongs in grass. Then someone else turned over all the food with them, and they got all muddy, so we had a food fight instead. I think someone ate raw meat too. And we burnt the field. A lot of it. Then the next morning at about 6.00am , after I'd packed my stuff away, I hiked for an hour to civilisation. And a hot bath. The other day, I bought a belle and seb, TV series t-shirt from avalanche. I love it to bits. I'll go now, shall i? Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+