Peter Miller (formaly knows as Honey, it seems) said something that made me spill my coffee onto my bosses computer, therefore costing me 1200 pounds (send the check in the mail, PM, or otherwise I'll break your bloody kneecaps with my hammer that I just found from my trousers. It was there, but the bad news is that the lobster ran away. Well it didn't run, much more like crawled. A bit like babies do. My sisters girl had her first birthday this sunday, and it was grate. She's so cute. But then again, babies usually are. Did you know that back in the days when the Romans were still fuck-off-huge they used to have fun by throwing babies into the air, then catching them. The babies used to giggle, but sometimes the Romans used to kill them by launching them up to the sky and then sticking a pole through them. True story. Mad cuckoo-type of lot the Romans were. I mean, they had some serious freaks as their leaders. A bit like Austria seems to have now. I've said that politics bore me, but that Jörg Heider- dude seems like a real BOJOING-dickhead. Talking of Dicks, have you seen any pictures of Richard Dreyfuss lately? That man has gotten old. But I quess that happens to all of us. We all get old. Some old people smell funny, but I think it's just the Grimreaper that's following them, trying to get his hands on 'em) Erm... Oh yes, Peter Miller said:

FINLAND NEWS

Jarkko's lesbian president was on the news last night. Also, 68% of the population of Finland own mobile phones. Some extremists even go so far as to live in a place called Nokia. When I was on holiday at Christmas, one of the neighbours was called Jarkko. Never met him though.

Lesbian? Erm, no she's not. She has a boyfriend, she was just the chairman of the gay and lesbian rights movement. I mean, you don't have to have superpowers even if you work in a nuclearfactory, have you? What? No you don't! I know, I know, Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider (well duh!) and he suddenly was able to climb the walls etc., but... erm... So there! Tell me, when was the last time you saw a spider BITE someone? Hmm, or did it sting Peter Parker? I'm not sure. I was a big fan of X-men too, before the whole comic went piiiiuuuufffff over my head. In the comic, I think it was Prof. Xaviers' son who destroyed the whole universe. And then someone rebuild it. Quoting Eddie Izzard: "That must have been a tree-in-the-morning-decision" by the scriptwriters. Or was that "lesbian president"- thingy a joke? Maybe it was. Or was it? How many birds can you keep in a lift before the landlord notices? Have you ever had the feeling you've been cheated? And yeah, we have a place called Nokia here. That's the place where Nokia had their first factory (I think). They used to make RUBBERBOOTS before someone thought of mobilephones in their office. I wonder how that one came about? Some man working in the office: "Mister chairman, I have an idea!" Chairman: "Not the 'let's recycle our hair and make ropes out of it' again?" SMWITO: "No no! This one's even better! I'm sick of these stupid rubberboots! How about if we started to make phones that you can just carry in your pocket! Or in your bag! You could send textmessages with it! And pictures!" *NOTE: all this happened in the eighties, when the computers were BIG and not that powerful and ugly and "Beverly Hills Cop" was considered to be entertainment. Chairman: "Righto." SMWITO: "Yeah, we'd be huge! Bigger than King Kong! We'd be one of the biggest companies in the world!" Chairman: "Ok. I'll think about that. In the meantime, why don't you go home and take a few days off. You sure as hell seems to need it, you silly little man." And there: the untold truth about the birth of Nokia. @--->--- A rose, love and other stuff that makes you fell funny in your tummy, Jake le PetitE ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+