hey there... hmmmmm..i may as well get it over with... yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayayyaayyayayayaayyaayyayayaayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem...its just i'm going to see my favourite band in a few weeks and i'm quite excited...i dont think you lot would like them very much to be honest...and its by the seaside!...the original plan was the albert hall but i was a lazy tyke and didnt bother ringing up until yesterday..thus they only had poo seats left....but i think Bournemouth in the July sunshine will be even better...sea,sand and a summer wasting awaits..... ...speaking of gigs...my band banished some demons on Sunday and played a notsobad gig at a rather swanky establishment...compared to the horrificness (is that a word?) of last time it was a bit of a triumph...maybe we'll play the royal albert hall someday...or perhaps not... ...somebody keeps mailing me adverts for anti-obesity drugs...this is highly unfair..i need obesity drugs......robert brennan said: "Has no-one mentioned the greatest of them all which was of course Ferris Buellers Day Off?" ..it is indeed the king of eighties brat pack/high school movies..the breakfast club is okay but all the actors still have that punchability factor while matthew broderick and the other two who werent matthew broderick are all effortlessly charming...and ed rooney remains a supreme creation...it also has a fantastical soundtrack..especially the cover of 'please please please let me get what i want'....Ruvi Simmons wrote: "today i alphabetised my cd collection. Does that bring me closer to Godliness or mean that i should do more hard drugs?" ..almost certainly closer to Godliness..only the truly blessed (and the truly anal) alphabetise their record collections...of course the snag is that if youre a messy swine like me then you just dont bother to put anything back and leave cd's and vinyl strew across the floor rendering the whole process a waste of bleddin time...who needs crack anyway? ..tomatron suggested 'fold your hands child you walk like dave beasant' as a b+s football song...thank you..you made me laugh so much i spat tea all over my trousers... ..heres a british west-country version : this is fuckin bore-lerks mate? i'm gonna goo nooow? ...it is essential to say every sentence as if its a question? if you live in swindon? although this is proabably true of a lot of places?...well...i'd better go and pretend to revise?..... ta ta? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+