I had a dream last night and Gerry Adams was in it. He seemed to be quite a nice bloke, actually, although I don't think I'll base any political opinions on this. All Tomorrows Picnics was pretty cocking fantastic! It's fun being able to put faces to people's names, and I ended up with lots of food that wasn't mine. Upon entry to Tigermilking I was given a packet of Love Hearts which contained a series of rather forward propositions like "Kiss Me", "Marry Me" and "Bend Me Over Baby". These proved rather embarrassing. Round here we have buses with Love Hearts saying "Kidderminster" on them. Hooray! If Peter Miller wants to know what a townie is he should visit Kidderminster where townies (locally known as Kiddy Rappers) make up about 96 per cent of the population. Bastards. A few words of advice for anyone thinking of travelling on the London Underground. The red lever next to the door isn't a support for drunk people, it's meant to be for emergencys. This often proves confusing for people from Preston where, aboard the Preston Donkey Express, they have a similar lever which they pull to have a chat with the driver about their dyke skeez. It's a good job nothing like that happened in London, isn't it? Mind you, Starry Sarah did dance to Slow Grafitti with me in a techno stylee, so I'll forgive her. Not that she pulled the emergency stop lever on the tube or anything. Oh no. Sorry, sarcasm's the lowest form of wit. Yesterday I bought the All Seeing I album and it's got some pretty good tunes, although I don't think it would be anything without Jarvis. I like the spot-the-celebrity CD sleeve, it reminded me of the Bowlie Weekender. This morning I was woken by a couple of Jehovah's witnesses - Big Loud Womaan and Little Mousey Man - who told me about the love of God. You could tell that whenever the woman spoke about how people would live in peace in the kingdom of Jehovah she wanted to say "And they'd get up before eleven in the morning too, you lazy bugger." back to bed then Robin xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+