Sinister: This list is SHIT
<<Warning - this letter contains embedded satanic messages>> Hello chums, how's it going these days. Miller, have to agree, robots are definitely better than trolls and little g-nomes any day. I'd lay money that in a square fight, robots would win hands down... Let's imagine. You've got Maximillian, the big red robot from Disney's "The Black Hole" versus the likes of Bilbo Baggins. Well, the results are a foregone conclusion really. Bilbo's tossy little knife going to have little effect on Maximillian's big red metal body, and Max can fly too, and he's got these massive whirly blade things on his hands that he normally uses to shred office rubbish with, but in extreme circumstances, they can be used to kill! I'm afraid that indeed there is only one Genevieve (won THIS si tsil sihT), pity she never posts any more, quite like a lot of people I suppose. There's been a lot of fuss about the latest B+S EP MONKEYSPUNKMOPED recently, I think it's ace, I don't think it's getting into a rut, not least cause some of the songs are pretty old. The Gate's a nice tune too. No problems there, I for one think it's miles better than BUMFACEDGOATS the third track from TWATTYBUS. Also, the relevant content on this list is getting worse and worse too - in the last few months there's been hardly a mention of the WHO (only Miller's "Sister Disco" moniker) and no mention at all of 10CC. We really ought to get back on topic. Nice to hear from Oooooooon again though, how's things in Thailand - is Yul Brynner still treating you lot well? Let us know how things are getting on down there then. We'd better watch what we're saying now too by the way, cause it looks like we've got both Mick and Alastair Cooke on the list, or so it seems, now all we need is mummy and daddy Cooke to join and we'll have a full house - mind you, It's just as bloody well we're in the business of writing to a mailing list and not making a broth isn't it! (emit emos enohp a em evig, luaP) Hey you lot - quit reading private messages Cheers, Keith. Ps: the list isn't shit really, I suppose, it's just being economical with quality at the moment. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
no i'm not musing aloud my toilet dilemma here. that's too profound a matter to discuss in public forum. keith was talking about the list, in his cryptically coded message. actually i'm not to comment on that, just feel like saying shit a few times today. however, i have something to say about robot. if i ever have an imaginary friend, he would definitely be a robot called Doraemon, from a japanese manga. a chubby blue little thing, with a magic pouch in his tummy and have time machine in his human friend's drawer. he can do everything and has every nifty things in his magic pouch. and eventhough he never does things like that in the story i suppose he has the capacity to kill too if he feels like. keith also kindly inquired about Thailand things. normally i tend to assume the position of the three wise monkeys (you know, hands over eyes, over ears, over mouth monkeys) when it comes to worldly issues. fortunately, we host the Asian Games this month. and we beated South Korea with only 9 players! golden goal thing. that got me perked up a bit and watched some news. i saw twin elephant kiddies! well, i know mostly elephants look pretty much the same to us human. but to know that they are really twin just make them so alike. how cute! smell but cute all the same. i saw an elephant show once. this little kid elephant brought us a basket of flowers with his trunk. that's why i know they smell. that and riding them in the northern forest along the stream. unforgetable. change topic. someone challenged stuart m to box sometime ago. must be susannah. if he ever accepts the challenge, i'd like to offer myself as organizer of this spectacular event. i know a bar with a boxing ring. not bad idea really. wouldn't you rather watch people kick, elbow, smack each other to death than striptease? or maybe they fight naked, another good idea! yul brynner? i'm gonna 'take care' of that egghead if he ever comes to Thailand. (or was he dead?? if so, i take that back with profuse apologies) he mocked our beloved king! egghead! as some of you might know, the king and i was banned in Thailand. but i think it's forgiven now, saw it on telly programme a while back. egghead! um seeing that this message is entirely answering keith i might as well ask you for a tape here too. that tape from the divine mr andrew symington i'd really like to hear it, please? goodnight, oon xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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