A Ken Chu dream! I don't know, back on sinister for 24 hours and already I'm fantasising about our very own first-achieving, DDR-reigning, ten-pin-dominating smut princess. I was playing football with some rough lads, only to remember I had to lock up the pavilion before I went home. So I trotted over, shut all the windows, and went into the back room to do the same. There, lurking behind the blind, I found Mr Chu, who was very miffed that the rough boys hadn't wanted to play football with him. Outside it was snowing. A pair of blue tits outside my window are occasionally flying up from their tree to scrape on the pane. Is this a Snow White moment, or something more akin to Hitchcock? Do you think Neil says saucy things to shock us twee ickle munchkins? I do. Bad Neil. Right, breakfast. I shall have two yoghurts, and foment (ferment?) my plan for the day. It involves going to Sainsburys, I know that much, and I may well find myself looking for a bigger-than-50cc scooter. Time flies when you're avoiding the job centre. Cheerio, Mark xxx p.s. thanks to everyone who responded to my plea yesterday. Who knows, I may even write back! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+