Hey, play nicely or I'll pull yer pigtails. ATP is a festival at the delightful seaside resort of Camber Sands near Rye in Sussex. It used to have lots of good bands playing there, but now they're a bit rubbish. It still has a good pub, though, and DDR. A friend of mine keeps trying to persuade me to go, but to be honest I think it might be a waste of money. Which of you lovely people from the warm bosom of Sinister are going? Eh? Leslie Ash's face has gone all horrid. I got a present for Christmas from my sister called Soapy the Cat, which was, unsuprisingly, a bar of soap in the shape of a cat, but rather disturbingly was able to "grow a full coat of hair in a matter of days". Mmm, hairy soap, thanks sis! Well, anyway, the cat soap freak thing was supposed to have a cute little smiley face painted on it, but instead, after I presume several years sitting on a shelf, sobbing because no one wanted to buy a hairy cat, its features had become smudged and deformed, and when I took it out of its box it had lips just like Leslie Ash! * Lordy, it's almost time for bed. Robin xxxxxxxx *usual apologies to Americans, Estonians etc. for this reference. Just imagine someone who's had a lot of bad plastic surgery on their lips so they now look like clowns lips. But don't think of Michael Jackson. I wouldn't like to be held responsible for that. _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+