Sinister: Cock fun and fanny magic
Hello you lovely lovely people, The pop quiz - super cock fun was had by all. Except that I managed to leave my prize (rare promo of SFAs 'Man don't give a fuck') on the train back to the rainy city...dozy fool that I am. Other highlights: Susannah's shock revelation of her usual name for quiz teams (see above); Katrina's unexpectedly spirited defence of Michael Hutchence, me confusing Noel Gallagher's bum with Stuart Murdoch's (didn't recognise it with the lights on) and getting a clip round the ear from Katrina; and you forgot to mention Stuart's impromptu set with the Spice Girls on backing vocals and Morrissey on the eukelele, all those new songs, and the cover of 'It's raining men'. Or was that a dream I had. I get so confused.... Elsewhere, 34 messages, Lord-love-a-duck. Tim wrote...
Lastly, I don't love B&S for their guitar-led brilliance. I love them for their brilliance.
...and I couldn't agree more, but Lancashire is not miserable, my ma and pa live there, and it's OK. And the cheese, is that the smoked cheddar?..Oh yesyesyes. Glad you've lost your cherry, Dina. Please tell me more about 'telepathic sex'. And 'Journey to the Polar Dreams' is without doubt the best name for a radio show I have ever heard. Especially when it's in Spanish. That's all. I'm off to the Land of Polar Dreams. I love each and every one of you Mr Sparkly Orange xxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Robert McTaggart wrote:
Glad you've lost your cherry, Dina. Please tell me more about 'telepathic sex'.
well, i want to start by thanking you for your response (nevermind the cherries. i prefer "morello"). i received only one more and that was on my private line. you think you're doing people a service, but alas... "telepathic sex" was perhaps not the most appropriate way of describing this. [to bring the topic around to the mailing list, it is certainly a technique that could be employed by the more imaginative when the dating serice a la cilla is initiated]. i will henceforth refer to the phenomenom as "hands-off non-phone sex". yes, that has a certain ring to it. the scenario : two people are standing next to each other, though not touching. they are both staring straight ahead, hands by their sides, and speaking to each other. x : i'm touching you. can you feel me? y : yes. i can feel you. x : my hands are on your chest. is it warming? y : yes, warming... x : i'm heading south. y : yes, i love the south. and so on and so on until it gets fairly steamy and such. there you go - "hands-off non-phone sex". please, everyone, try this technique and report back. anyway, what's this "lord-love-a-duck" business? you know we're all avid atheist vegetarians! shame on you, tag! as per mr. dan tracey, this is rather old news and no one is going to save a grown man from himself. duckless lordless loveless > dina ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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