Sinister: if a rose looked like a chihuahua, would it smell as sweet?
Hi hi. Since everyone on the list is already named Jenny (with the exception of everyone who isn't), I shall henceforth be known as Janitoria. I have recently taken up the mop and broom again, listening to B+S on my walkman (< B+S content) and cursing under my breath. My legs are so sore that I've been taking tiny shuffling steps. But I couldn't swing the plastic bottle packing gig anymore and managed to get myself fired (for the first time in my life! My pristine record has been blemished!. Immediately, the guy who was my boss except for the last month I was there started coming on to me (we are both married). He asked me to meet him at the carwash at 8 in the morning for a little bit of wink, wink,nudge, nudge. But I didn't do it. If I had an affair, I'd want it to be in classy surroundings so I could pretend to be a literary tragedy. No one writes songs or books about people who have hurried sex at carwashes. (<someone else really said that part--I figured it was okay if I stole it since it was said about me). My comment on Valentine's Day is a bit belated, but here it is: I can't believe that more people don't heed the warning hidden in the initials V.D. That's all. -Janitoria- __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Jennifer Gray