Hello Everybody, it's Mrs. Murdoch here, Stuart's mum. I hope you are all settled back into your school work after the festive period. I had a terrible time getting Stuart to go back to school last Thursday - he was kicking and screaming and crying. "None of the boys and girls like me!", he said. "But you have to go", I said, "You're the Janitor!". Ho ho, just a little joke that fell out of a cracker. I see a lot of you are new to the list, like me. It is a little scary posting, isn't it? Especially when no-one responds to your posts, when you expect lots of people to. I recommend, if you can, go for a big walk after posting. That way, when you come back there will be response posts waiting. If there are none, it doesn't matter because you'll be sleepy from the walk, and you won't want to read them anyway. Robert Mctaggart said on Mon, 4 Jan 1999 13:19:40

Mrs Murdoch, you are my list crush

Oh how lovely, but you'd better not let Mr. Murdoch hear you saying that. He's a very passionate and jealous man. But Robert, you can be my list crush too, as long as we keep it secret. Am I having one of those "internet affairs" now? Does that mean if we ever meet I'm expected to "put out"? Oh dear, I don't like the sound of that. I'm afraid I've changed my mind Robert, you are not my list crush. I'm a married lady. I asked Stuart if he has made any New Year's Resolutions. He gave me a list: 1. I should do more to help the poor and needy. 2. I must not let Isobel bully me any more. 3. I must not let David and Katrina bully me any more. 4. I must cut down on the wanking. 5. I must speak clearer. I think he'll do it, especially with my support. I have made one resolution: 1. I must post more often to the Sinister Mailing list Which hopefully I'll do with your support! I thought of that ending last night in bed. Lot's of Love, Mrs. Murdoch ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+