Sinister: Chaste, but never caught
Hello Young Lovers, It's competition time, and there is a big BIG prize. I am offering a fantastic tape of my favourite soul stompers to anyone who can tell me what Trousers was wittering on about in his last mail. I didn't understand a bloody word of it. Anyhoo, Hal Hartley. Belle and Sebastian fans are obliged to like him, aren't they? Of course, for our transatlantic chums, this is old news, but the Warrander John and I went to see "Henry Fool" last night. I was a bit wary of going to the pictures with him after he rather forwardly invited me into "Santa's Chocolate Grotto" to celebrate the first day of Advent, but once I'd persuaded him that necking in the back row was a no-no on our first date, we went along. Now I'm a big Hal fan, but the first few minutes made me nervous. "Oh no, this is going to be crap", I thought. Then someone threw up all over someone else's naked buttocks (no, it wasn't John), and everything got suddenly better. It's actually one of those films that you think about the next day and think "oooh, that bit was good", rather than one you enjoy at the time and have forgotten about as soon as you hit the bar afterwards. In the bar afterwards, John and I talked about you all for a while, that's why your ears were burning. Brad and Genevieve, your ears should be truly ablaze by now. But you know what, it was all said with love. Well, lust anyway. Sex list?? I'm scared and I want my Mum. I can't even seek chaste sanctuary at the Shalala Monastery since Brother Duke has renounced his vow of chastity and admitted his desire to "have it off" with Isobel. What was left of my innocence was dashed against the rocks by that particular revelation, believe me. Goodnight, Love, Tag xxx PS Is it Alan Horne? PPS Joyeux anniversaire a la fille la plus renardeuse de ma vie. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
I love Hal Hartley Robert On Tue, 01 Dec 1998 22:42:29 GMT Robert McTaggart <mctag@bigfoot.com> wrote:
Hello Young Lovers,
It's competition time, and there is a big BIG prize. I am offering a fantastic tape of my favourite soul stompers to anyone who can tell me what Trousers was wittering on about in his last mail. I didn't understand a bloody word of it.
Anyhoo, Hal Hartley. Belle and Sebastian fans are obliged to like him, aren't they? Of course, for our transatlantic chums, this is old news, but the Warrander John and I went to see "Henry Fool" last night. I was a bit wary of going to the pictures with him after he rather forwardly invited me into "Santa's Chocolate Grotto" to celebrate the first day of Advent, but once I'd persuaded him that necking in the back row was a no-no on our first date, we went along. Now I'm a big Hal fan, but the first few minutes made me nervous. "Oh no, this is going to be crap", I thought. Then someone threw up all over someone else's naked buttocks (no, it wasn't John), and everything got suddenly better. It's actually one of those films that you think about the next day and think "oooh, that bit was good", rather than one you enjoy at the time and have forgotten about as soon as you hit the bar afterwards. In the bar afterwards, John and I talked about you all for a while, that's why your ears were burning. Brad and Genevieve, your ears should be truly ablaze by now. But you know what, it was all said with love. Well, lust anyway.
Sex list?? I'm scared and I want my Mum. I can't even seek chaste sanctuary at the Shalala Monastery since Brother Duke has renounced his vow of chastity and admitted his desire to "have it off" with Isobel. What was left of my innocence was dashed against the rocks by that particular revelation, believe me.
Goodnight, Love, Tag xxx
PS Is it Alan Horne?
PPS Joyeux anniversaire a la fille la plus renardeuse de ma vie. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
---------------------- Robert Fisk rwjf1@ukc.ac.uk +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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