Sinister: i'm jumping like a jumping jack
 
            hello there (o no me again!) all these bus stories are reminding me of the not so lovely bus i'm going to have to go on soon...kids are so filthy-mouthed nowadays...they look all sweet and innocent,then it's '(*^@$^^%@# you $)*&^#&* *^#*%(&^#%^!' and they try and claw atcha...and my bus drivers have sordid affairs,it's so sleazy,straight out of a pulp song...we have video cameras on our buses because we are 'bad kids' but the sad thing is our school board has no budget,so there's like this blinking red light and a 'YOU ARE BEING VIDEOTAPED' sign..yet there's no actual camera in the box. Megan,thankyou for aggreeing with my opionions on the Judy thing..i think his meanings are pretty straightforward....I'm really scared by this lady on SHOWCASE,everything is a metaphor for sexual liberation...I mean,I like horses,but i usually ride them fully clothed..actually,when i was younger i never had an imaginary friend,but i had an imaginary horse named cammy..i had these 2 best friends (or so I thought!) and one day they decided they wanted me out of their group,so i guess i just figured...'so what,i'll create me a horse' it is a form of escape,see! :) I've got little things on all the girls of belle and sebastian songs, I remember the first time reading about Judy it was like 'wow,stuart...you're reading my mind!' and Jane too...the guilt of being lazy and never feeling so good except when you're sleeping...it's so true....when i have to get up,it's pitch black..it feels so unnatural,i always envy my cats,they get to sleep the whole day,without a care in the world.....i mean it's a common thread with Stuart's girls isn't it? wanting to get away from it all,but no-one even knows? Expectations...that dreaded monday morning feeling....Mary Jo's life is never dull in her dreams.. and our girl Jane's run through the city...pretending she's making indie-rock videos...and Le Pastie girl "wouldn't you like to get away?" Stuart should do self-help shouldn't he! he's always there at the end reassuring them the halo surrounds them,they'll be doing fine,that there's a star lighting up the path and that it's someone's else's turn to go through hell..he'll make a fine husband...and i bet he'll help out with the dishes too. the other day,at Cat Heaven(all the strays of the city) in Parlement,I was watching one cat chase a black squirrel..i went over to observe,and the squirrel got up on it's hind legs and chased ME! i was terrified because i've heard stories that when you get rabies shots,they have to strap you down,you get a shot in the stomach,etc..when the squirrel leaped from the railing onto my head...thankfully,it was a friendly one,he was just searching for some food...thought that was rather belle-y sebish. A wise lovely Honey wrote: "let me write it by your nipple in lipstick" there should be more proverbs like that i think. love, genevieve,friend of squirrels ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
 
            Well I never had an imaginary horse when I was younger, but I still used my imagination. Does anyone remember a cartoon called "Wacky Races"? With Dastardly and Muttley and the gorgeous Penelope Pitstop (who may well have been my first crush... How sad is that, having a crush on a cartoon character?). Well when I was at infant school I used to spend breaktime running around the plaground pretending I was competing in the wacky races. By myself. I always won of course, but only after overtaking someone on the last lap. I'm sure there's something deep and meaningful to be said about my pysche, but I'm damned if I know what it is. List crushes - get your votes in today or tomorrow, I'll post the results on Wednesday probably. We currently have joint leaders... Big Stu +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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                 Genevieve Wesley Genevieve Wesley
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                 Stuart Gardiner Stuart Gardiner