...of deleting 200 or so sinister posts. thats probably not a healthy reaction, or a good thing to admit, judging by the tone of the few i did read, but i promise i'll try and be good. on my way into the library to start aforementioned deleting task i passed a boy i didn't recognise wearing a colourblind t-shirt, hello if it was someone on here, and if it wasn't then this is just the latest in a long line of foolish and unnecessary paragraphs typed by my fair hands. now, i'm definitely on the don't want to hear it, don't want to know anything fingers in the ears, lalalala i can't hear you side of the fence, but if anyone in the vicinity isn't hopefully, there will be some tunes from it played at a night i shouldn't admit my involvment with, but you won't tell anyone, will you, on 11th may at big hands, oxford road, manchester, emailly me for more details, although there aren't really many yet. just noticed that i didn't use a single full stop there, now i'm really proud. fiona's diy service having (once again) spent my holiday working for the fine company that is homebase, i thought you might like me to share with you a part of the experience that is dhopping in a diy store (hardware store for our us viewers) customer approaches information desk customer: i wonder if you could help me fiona: of course customer launches into long and comlicated discourse about plumbing / power tools / electrical faults ' etc. fiona: (looking blank) i'll just get someone to help you with that fiona mumbles something incoherent into tannoy moments pass customer: is anybody coming? fiona: i'll call them again fiona mumbles slightly more loudly and a great deal more assertively into tannoy moments pass, still no-one has arrived customer: don't worry about it fiona: i'll try and find someone for you customer: don't bother, this is why i go to b+q, they're always helpfull and they're cheaper fiona: i'm very sorry... customer: well its just not good enough, what's your name, i'll see the manager next time i come in fiona: but, but... customer storms out fiona cries so remember, send all your diy queries to fiona c/o sinister etc. thank-you for scrolling down this far, i wouldn't have bothered love and jaffa cakes, fiona remember http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/worldofirnbru a club for twee scottish pop cheers to all the sinistereenies who have joined, everyone is welcome in what is now the biggest irn-bru club on yahoo. pleeease come and take a look, it'll brighen my day hugely. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+