You really want to get into this, Robin? 1. "He smells of spunk and he stole all my back issues of Look In from the shed." I started smelling of spunk *after* taking your back issues of "Look In", thanks a lot! 2. "One time he threatened to "buy" me a "pint". I don't know what these words mean but they sound evil, and when he said it he looked at me funny" I didn't threaten to "buy" you a "pint", I offered to "puy" you a "bint", you bint, I have no idea what that means but it sounds nice. And I wasn't looking at you funny.. I was looking at YER FANNY. Yer Fanny. 3. "CHU, I'VE BOUGHT A HAIRY DOG AND IF YOU WANT ME SMASH HITS YOU HAVE TO GET PAST HIM FIRST." SMASH HITS is so 29th Febuary, 2001, darling. It's so that date that that date doesn't even exist. Get with the times, innit. Anyway your dog marked its territory on your magazine rack with the smash hits in it, and apologised, so get over it already. Still good to see your true colours. Mmm Pentone 292. Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+