hello... about to rush out to my date with hugh grant, i have my mace, my chastity belt and my large pointy stick in case of emergencies. i must keep my virtue. anyway, before i rush off... pete made my head swell:

The as-ever piss funny Ian

aw cheers.. if i hadn't already used my list-crush vote (twice, i think, by mistake) you could have it for that. infact SOMEBODY VOTE FOR THIS MAN...just because he was nice to me. that's a good enough reason isn't it? and then he went on to tell us this: I shook hands with

Christopher Timothy (you know, the one of "All Craetures Great and Small" fame....) whilst dressed as a bird with "SLUT" written on my head in lipstick. And I'm particularly happy to say that he didn't try to stick his hand up my arse once. The merest inkling of those infamous rubber gloves and I'd have been out of there quick smart, I can tell you.

i can beat that. i once saw christopher timothy having rampant anal sex with an orang-utan. 's true. and even if its not, its fun to libel famous people. let's do it some more... i think it may be time for some B&S content...i was listening to "tigermilk" the other morning, as you do...and was inspired to seek your opinions on a phrase that has puzzled me for a couple of years since the first time i heard it: "lisa met chelsea at the knocking school chelsea didn't feel like following the rules and left the place for another school where the boys go with boys and the girls with girls" hmm... what sort of crazy establishment would this be then? "no straights allowed" school? well, why wasn't i told of this as a teenager? i'm sure there wasn't one in lincolnshire. where the boys go with potatoes, and the girls...well...i'm not saying.... jeanette said:

Oh! Do be careful of those rays! According to a press release received at our office, the earth will be pounded by "intragalactic raybeams" today

well, it didn't seem to happen in wolverhampton. but i did see a strange orange tentacled creature creeping round the back of my house. i just put it down to all that mouldy cheese i found in the fridge and didn't think i should have eaten. so, did the world end for anyone today, as predicted? it seems to still be going on here. in its usual silent sort of way. anyway, me and my point stick are off to see a hollywood megastar. back later love and kisses to all smiley people ian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+