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"It's a truly frosty morning, colder than a witches tit. Somewhere in

i notice the smiths influence in a lot of places, for example "With a knife and a bike chain, lalala!!!" is about as morrissey as one can get. that said, b&s are no smiths clones, they are almost the perfect amalgam of velvets and smiths though. as to the person who attempted to insult snotty young girls, and shy cardiewearing geeks who are too quiet to have real flesh friends, and La Pastie girls everywhere, BOO to you!! i happen to be very proud of the fact that I am a pathetic shut-in with no cares but to write fantasies and listen to "the dulcet tones" of stuart and isobel and watch the leaves falling. and i shall defend my sisters and brethren online with the ferocity of an isobel-tiger. Geeks unite!! we do not take such words lightly! hunny says . > Send a cheery mail about B&S related smut instead or something, and your soul will be redeemed. .......so i just acquired the Magnet mag w/Richard's interview in it. Poor sod, he seems overwhelmed by the responsibility of taking up the slack from Stuart's "Wimpy Loner Mythos"-rumors, and he's trying his damndest to make the band out as a bunch of bad-asses who go around kicking heads in on teh soccer field, partying to da Wu-Tang Clan, and playing drunken rowdy games of Russian roulette with members of Arab Strap, wherein arab strap calls them "weird bastards" and Sarah and Izzy hog-pile them, club them with frozen lamb's hocks and rip out their molars with rusty pliers, of course all this happens before the meth-inspired bestiality orgy (dog on wheels, indeed!). I belive that's when Isobel and Stu got a little randy and the famous porn tapes were made, as distributed on the internet under various epithets. Who'd have thought she had.....oh, but you dont' want to hear what i was about to say....carry on, carry on. you know richard, you're not fooling us! of course this is what the life of Belle and Sebastian is really like: this city i can imagine our little belle and sebastian chums all huddled up in a bed made for eight. With paddington bear on the bedspread. Who's turn is it to make breakfast for everyone this morning? Well it's Tuesday so it's martin and murdochs turn. But sarah wont get out of the bed cos it's too damn cold, and struan wont because he's got his morning stiffy. So I guess they'll have to stay there all day, or until one of them has to go for a wee-wee. " ...And dont' you just know Isobel is wearing her fuzzy tiger jammies....<3 with feet in them.

"Especially Stu M, who pops on screen for a total of 2 seconds and looks immaculate as ever. No shot of his arms of sex sadly though.

My favorite body part is the arm. Around the elbow area. Boys' arms look nicer than girls' arms. Boys' arms that look like Stuart's, that is. :)" ...I usually like girls' arms much better, but stuart has nice arms for a boy. and as for the video, he may be in it for a split of a lamb's shake(sic) but he looks lovely enough i'm sure to force even a b&s stranger to shout, upon his appearance: "Who the HELL is that Glorious Bastard, with such a noble countenance and wistful gleam in his eye???" If Stuart is lurking, hi stuart, and thank you for the shiny apple =) Mark c says, I've just checked out Lesley's lovely photeys, and I can see quite why Miller Minor is quite so smitten - that tiger cap really does do it for ms Campbell, n'est-ce pas? *GRRRrrrowRRR!!* amen to that. announcement==my new photos are all up, and i'm working on the shrine to Isobel. anyone who wants to join the Isobel Campbell (unofficial) Cutie Coalition and aid in my ministry, can do so with my eternal regards. any isobel information or links that you have would be appreciated =) if in fact, any others exist. WeeJay says:" I went around visiting your websites yesterday and I just have to express my admiration for Lesley J. Miller's effort. Go have a look at it people! Especially the mock-up teen mag which unfortunately is just a front cover and doesn't really have isobel's style tips inside. " ...........................thanks weejay!! :( yeah if only it did have isobel's style tips, i need some myself....maybe i can bug her for a Frumpy mag exclusive interview for all the teenage population. (how bout it Isobel???) "They stole this music from black people.....well, the black people were gonna throw it away anyway." lesley Jo +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+