*Whoops! Ducks another flying email.* There's a positive bombardment of them today. Forty-nine when I turned on the computer, and they mostly seem to be from different people. Hmm, maybe something's happened. I'll read on. *Ouch!* That's fifty. It's like having a picnic in the middle of the Campdown Races. After discovering my new found status as a "laydee" strange things have started happening. I went on a bus the other day and the bus driver was the most charming man you could imagine, asking me where I wanted to go and wishing me an enjoyable trip, then singing Sinatra and Elvis songs all the way to town. As I left the bus he actually thanked me FOUR times. Thankyou, ta da, thanks a lot, toodle doodle... And people keep looking at me funny. I find it rather arousing. Especially with these moustachioed men. Ouch, I've just broken a nail. Typical. "Scruffy P" said: > Hello ... I'm new Hello, "Scruffy P" I can't really cope with all these emails actually, but I've just read that one from Mick, and the latest page of the band diary, so I'll have to just miss my lunch and go hungry I'm afraid. Things sound quite exciting "up Stuart's alley". I like the use of the word "cunting" too. It has a nice, warm sound to it. I wonder what it means. Argh! Bollocks! The 20th is Saturday and I'm supposed to be going home for the weekend to see my mum and dad who I haven't seen in ages. But we haven't got Sky at home so now I feel really guilty because I want to stay here. I'll get my housemates to record it, on pain of death. So no-one here's allowed to mention it until I've seen it, okay? It'll be like The Likely Lads on cup final day all over again. Aren't Carsmile Steve's wedding photos lovely. I had hours of fun trying to work out which of the guests were for the bride and which were for the groom. Try it yourselves. It's fun. Me And The Major Are Depressed is a very funny song title. My cousin Andrew is in the army and he's going to become a major soon. He's doing a course at the moment which means he has to do lots of scary army things like clean his shoes EVERY DAY. You konw, if he does become a major, I think we could become close friends. Gaah, I really have to go and eat a sandwich. There's not much to me as it is. I'm wasting away. 'rockin' Robin xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+