Hello Folks... Some wise one -- and I don't remember who -- asked the irrepressible Ms Llew to organize a St. Valentines Day's Massacre. Er, Xchange. Well, she's not. She's a busy girl, of course, with her store and extravagant social life and whirlwind romance afoot. You can't very well expect Laura to do everything for you lot. Fortunately, as I have just ended a romance with someone with whom albino dwarves cheat on* and being dead**, I have a bit of an empty plate before me. It is therefore with no small amount of pride I announce my attention to me Mummy for The Great Valentine's Day Exchange. That's right, all interested parties can email me off list -- jayeckard@hotmail.com -- to express interest. Let me know your full name and address, whether you want to be a boy or girl (aren't screen names fun?), whether you want to send to a boy or girl (Or better yet, don't care), and whether you're a cheap bastard who'll only send within your country of residence. AND LET ME KNOW BY 31 JANUARY. THIS GIVES ME ENOUGH TIME TO WORK MY MAGIC AND EMAIL YOU BACK BY THE 2ND FEBRUARY SO WE ALL CAN GET OUR GIFTS ON TIME. AND IF YOU'RE THE ONLY BASTARD FROM YOUR COUNTRY, WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU SEPERATE. I'll put all the appropriate names in one of my dapper hats***, pull them out and random to make Luv Connexions and commence with Romantical Glee. For telling me all these details, you get a lovely gift from a stranger and a fuzzy warm feeling of Sinister Solidarity. And if anyone wants to be my Person**** Friday and be a Jolly Good Assistant in the Minxie Mode, let me know. Your Massacre Mummy, l'Autre (Gay) Jay * Oh, don't I wish this wasn't true. But it is. ** Yep. Rumour in the home village says I ODed three years ago. *** Just ask: many folk have seen muh hats. **** Boy or Girl, I Don't Care. It's All Good. -- "The Posby falls into a Trance In which it does a little Dance." Edward Gorey _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+