Imagine a more derilectic version of willie nelson with a red do-rag and blue overalls with keen patches over the worn-out spots singing a furious version of "should i stay or should i go?" It was the best time i've had waiting for a train in ages, especially at one in the morning when things are usually dead boring and the only people about are shady thugs. Instead people were grooving with the tune. Ace. The rendition was well worth my dollar and would have been worth more if i could have afforded it. Literary suggestion of the day: Tibor Fischer. Find one his novels, the thought gang, under the frog, the collecter collecter, or, don't read this if your stupid, and be prepared to have your socks knocked off. Brilliant comic genius, Brilliant tragic genius all rolled into a delightfully new use of language and unbelievable word combinations. Salman Rushdie praises him fer chrissakes. Sample sentences: "In the streets it looked as if it had been raining dead Russians. As Gyuri and Pataki wandered around they didn't notice any dead Germans; perhaps the German horror of disorder had prompted them to tidy up as they retreated." and "I've never had a problem about being friendly to people who are wrecked." Life is GYBE while reading Tibor Fischer, the rest is. . . yeah. To use "keen" a second and then a third time: does anyone know how "your as keen as mustard!" makes any sense as a compliment to a pretty lady. Mustard's pretty good on hotdogs, but the word doesn't conjure up images of Laetitia Casta. Mustard seems like the kind of word that should be reserved for B. Arthur, or that wretched, i can't call her a 'lady', can I?, lady from the drew carrie show. For some reasons, chicks dig it though, i've heard it used twice. Once outside a club, where the girl swooned, and once by me, when i went to a stripclub, and told the stipper that she was, in fact, that keen. she melted and told the lesbian bartender what i had said. Some things are impossible to understand. Last thursday, or something, some one wrote the list, (sorry about forgetting your name and also i've deleted the message), about seeing this girl that he likes alot, but has trouble getting close because of past assholes, etc.etc. and that you have started to see what the Smiths were on about. Give a listen to "You just haven't earned it yet, baby" and give her a little more time. Just be as good to her as you can, and show that you really care about her. If it's meant to be, she'll come around. I make it a point to listen to this is just a modern rock song at least once a week, and if my roommate is not asleep, to play along. Also the tune 'belle and sebastian' because of the part when stuart sings "oh sebastian wrote his diary that he'd never be young again. . . but you will". All of their stuff is very go back-to-able, you just have to throw it on and start singing along. phil r "Great seekers of violence: go away" S.M. of P. _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+